Now is not the time for me to include the lovely Mr Hoskins in the blog.
Let's instead think of more pleasant things. Me. I have managed to trap a nerve in my arm which is giving me weird, painful electric shock feelings in my hand. That is the main reason that I have avoided blogging for the last few weeks. It happened as I was hanging over a ledge to save a baby that had been thrown through a window by an explosion. Well, it was either that or when I leaned down over the back of my couch to try and grab my charger. After a few minutes of excruciating neck pain, there was a very loud crack as my shoulder went back into place. Since then, I have had pain in my hand. I keep hoping that the electric shock pain will soon manifest itself as electric bolts that I can shoot from my hands. Watch this space! It is so depressing. I can't reach down without causing myself injury. I am getting old and unfit. This is why I am choosing to lie on my couch from now on and carry out no further movement. People can place food in my mouth and arrange for men to be mechanically lifted and lowered onto my penis. You know, that doesn't sound too bad.
Anyway, the man for this week is an actor and musician by the name of Frank Drank. A beautiful, burly bear of a man, I spotted him in an episode of House M.D. that was on playing a Bartender. For a brief, hopeful, moment I hoped that I was actually about to watch a porn about a gentle, hairy bartender who is set upon by lusty patrons but no such luck. I can't really tell you much about Mr Drank other than he has appeared in films such as 'The Campaign' and seems to sing in a band. Pretty woeful researching I know but there really isn't a lot about him. Oh, he's a L.A. Clippers fan if that helps. I think they are a chain of barber shops or something. He tends to get cast in roles such as 'Biker' or 'Inmate', both of which fill a lot of fantasies for me. I am hoping we get to see a lot more of him in more expanded roles. No, I know what you are thinking - not Porn. Well, ok yes it would be awesome if he did porn but maybe the lead role in a remake of Zardoz. A red nappy is not going to ruin the rest of the image for me.
So....yeah...this outfit kinda works for me too
Real Men love Good Housekeeping
Frank takes it badly if you didn't like his scenes in 'Goodbye World'
On the set of 'Care Bears the Movie: Care Bears Gonna Fuck You Up!'
I am beginning to sense a theme here