To be fair, I don't watch as much television as I used to anyway. I do struggle at the moment to really get into a show and have it hold my attention permanently. When I do watch something, I tend to just save it up and watch it all at once. It means I can avoid adverts with fucking meerkats trying to sell me car insurance or pay day lenders. Interestingly, Blogger doesn't recognise the word 'meerkat' or, 'Blogger' for that matter. Anyway, one of the shows that I watched all at once was 'The Wire'. Now many a person will tell you how awesome this show is. How it painstakingly showed Baltimore from all angles and built believable and complex characters and storylines. I only watched it for one reason. I enjoyed the show, don't get me wrong, but what drew me to it was one thing. Frankie Faison in a police captain uniform
Frankie Faison has been around for donkey's years and he has always been rather cute, but over the last 10 - 15 years, he has become such cuddly goodness. The first film that I remember him stealing the screen and replacing it with hot, sweaty, chubby fucksomeness was 'Sommersby'. Look, I'm sorry. I watched a Richard Gere film. It's out there now, let's just move on and never mention it again. Anyway, at the time, I didn't really recognise him and thought I'd likely never really see him again (except in my dreams!....ok wank fantasies) . But then I was watching TV late one night and a little film came on called 'Highwaymen'. Oh. My. God. His tight blue shirt pasted onto his sweaty chubby body, bushy moustache and adorable face. It took me several days to clean all the love butter off the TV screen. Now of course, he had been in very big films before but I hadn't really noticed him. He has been in all of the Hannibal Lecter films (Manhunter, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal and Red Dragon) - I don't count Hannibal Rising because...well really? Do I have to explain that one? He has not appeared in the new Hannibal TV show as yet but I think an internet campaign should be started to get him in there. Anyway, he was gorgeous in The Wire and he was the only, THE ONLY, good thing about 'White Chicks'. He just isn't naked nearly enough.
I'm going to be honest. I have no idea what is happening in this picture but it got me hard anyway
"Yeah, now that you mention it. You do kinda look like Jesus"
"They want to make a 'White Chicks 2'? Just tell them I'm dead"
Frankie Faison is also the owner of the world's largest cock ring
You know, policemen are sometimes naked Frankie! Work that into your performance
Frankie Faison found Jeff Dunham's act considerably less funny without the actual puppets