Ok then, none of you had trouble thinking of me as a geek. Swines. But I am rather picky about how I geek out. I am a huge fan of science fiction and horror films. I watch a lot of sci-fi and fantasy TV. I read a lot of comics books & graphic novels. I even watch kids cartoons. However, I have never really gotten into reading science fiction books. Admittedly, I am not a huge book reader at all but I think there has always been something particular with science fiction books that I had a mental block with. Mainly their boring, pompous prose. In someways, there should be no limits to your imagination when coming up with a science fiction story - it could have everything you want. Except that isn't really the case. In books, the authors usually explain every aspect of the technology and science to the point where it stifles the imagination. Although not a book, Star Trek was one of the first offenders here (not including the original series).
It is strange then, that one of the few books in this genre that I read was the 'Dune trilogy' (I did read the following three as well but they were kind of shitty). I liked all the interesting names and bullshit. I liked the almost biblical feel to it. I liked masturbating over the picture of the author in the back. Yeah - that was probably a big factor. Knowing that any kinky sex bits in the book were typed by and came from the mind of this delightful daddybear get me hard. I even liked the film even though I am fully aware of it's flaws. I have already mentioned Jeffrey Ford before - another incredibly hot Science Fiction writer. But as you may have noticed, the heading said 'Two Fantastic Daddies'. The other is Michael Moorcock, who I haven't read but would like to have seen naked. In fact, a threesome with Moorcock and Herbert would have been awesome. Like a big hairy, uber-bearded sandwich. Moorcock was one of the most influential of writers, largely being responsible for the UK New Wave, which indirectly opened the door for the beard of Alan Moore amongst others.
Frank Herbert has that cuddly daddy look going for him, especially when his beard is fuller. Michael Moorcock is slightly rougher looking. So in our threesome, I think Herbert would be the bottom. If anyone can photoshop that scenario for me let me know! First up -
Awww. You are so cute! Now turn over, bite that pillow and let Moorcock pound your ass
"Well the most suprising thing was when I stuck my dick in Herbert's ass, he cried out 'Kwizach haderach!"
Bow Ties are cool
Jesus - you could have cleaned up a bit before letting the photographers in