Sunday, 10 April 2011

I know which baton I'd be watching

Hello again.  Well first off, I'll get the exciting, and possibly life-changing, news out of the way first of all.  I spent several days this week revamping and redesigning my website (  New Visuals, New Colours, some new paintings in the existing galleries and the beginning of a new gallery themed around the 1920s.  Okay, so 'life changing' may have been over-selling it a little.  As is 'exciting'.  But... well.......I have so you can go look if you'd like.

I have decided to skip across to continental Europe again for my 'Daddybear of the Week'.  I say 'skip' in a manly, butch way - such as Sylvester Stallone or Dolph Lungdren in Rocky IV.  In no way should you be imagining me skipping freely through meadows like 'Heidi' or anything.   You are  - aren't you?  Stop it.  Stop it right now.

Anyway, I have stopped again in Poland to bring you this delightfully cuddly polar bear ( or pole-er bear heehee).  That joke was fucking priceless - stop being mean.  His name is Krzysztof Penderecki and he is a famous composer and conductor (and porn star in my mind).  I do like a tuxedo on a man although that's not to say I don't love the trucker look or the hobo look or doctor or... fuck it - I just like men.  He is a multi-award winning composer who is very well known in classical circles but you may recognise his music for the films that it has been used in.  Films such as 'The Shining', 'The Exorcist', 'Wild at Heart' and 'Shutter Island'.  Oddly, no romantic comedies.  It also features heavily in the porn film that I am scripting that stars Krzysztof himself having to have wild monkey sex with the entire woodwind section of an orchestra in order to stave off an alien invasion.  I'm all about a strong story line.  Also the string section watch.

"Remember - the audience demands perfection.  The strings don't come in to the third beat on 'My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard'"

Krzysztof's reaction to my porn film concept

Krzysztof pictured here with AAAHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??  KILL IT!  KILL IT!

Have you ever seen an older guy look so bored standing next to an attractive young woman?

Krzysztof was not impressed with his students 'Shadow Eagle' attempt

"Awww yeah bitches - you KNOW I just rocked that shit"

1 comment:

  1. Ah, Penderecki. Of course, I should have expected you to feature him sooner or later. Neat choice.