So, whilst you are writing 'With Sympathy' cards regarding my sex-life, I will move onto the first gorgeous daddybear of the year. I first came across him on an episode of 'Modern Family'. I was rather taken with him so hunted down his details and looked for him on google. Unfortunately google didn't have a lot on this guy so I put him away in the box in my head (even that box has cum-stains on it). Then one day, I was innocently playing on the laptop whilst the TV was on in the background. There he was. In an episode of 'Bones'. Thankfully I could record the episode (thank you Sky +). His name is Michael Rothhaar and he has been around for a while but it's only in the last few years that he has become so stunningly fuckable. The reason that this episode of 'Bones' caught my eye (because it really is a shitty show - don't let anyone tell you different - 3D holograms? In a non-science fiction show? Really?) is how Michael Rothhaar is dressed. He appears twice in the episode, both times only wearing a pair of boxer shorts and an open bathrobe. I apologise if some of the screen captures are not great. I didn't record the episode in HD. I apologise profusely. However, it can give you a flavour of what a hot bear this guy is and then you can go get the blu-ray version of the episode.
It turns out that he exists in my DVD collection as well but, frankly, I couldn't be arsed hunting through the episodes. A while ago. I mentioned Alan Scarfe and how older actors are brought in to add gravitas to science fiction shows. Well, same here. He has appeared in a season six episode of the X-files, Star Trek - the next generation and disappointingly in Buffy The Vampire Slayer. I say disappointingly because I know the episode and the character he played. It is not worth going to look for that episode for him. It's a good episode and all but he looks terrible. He was clean shaven, wore horn-rimmed glasses, was definitely lighter and looked like the worst kind of nerd. At no point when I had watched that episode did I think 'you know, give him a few years and I'd suck his balls all night long'. It goes to show, you never can tell. Now I need to find a film where he is dressed the same as the episode of 'Bones' only minus the boxer-shorts.
Dear Lord...how can those actresses resist pulling those boxers off him? This is why I am not allowed near film sets