But have you noticed that whenever you read about some priest having it off with some local spinster / widow / church helper / horse, they are never that attractive? Where are all the hot daddybear priests working their way through their parishioners?? Well unfortunately I haven't found one for you. Sorry. Bit I did find a very tasty looking one that you could fantasize about. Dominik Duka is the current Archbishop of Prague and is smokin'! He looks like he just stepped out of a Hutch painting. Given his high position, it's unlikely that we will ever get leaked sex tapes of him but I can dream - and I do - A LOT! If you like the priest outfit, you'll be very happy with the pics. If you don't, just imagine him naked. If you have an issue with priests (given the churches stance on homosexuality) - just imagine how much it'll piss them all off if one of their archbishops becomes a gay sex symbol :-).
'Hey! How You Doin'? Enjoy the Show!'
'I'm a gay what????'
'And now let us pray. Dear Lord, please may Halo:Reach suck ass, so that the X-Box users may find the light and buy PS3s. Amen'