Now, golf does have a saving grace. In the non-professional world, there are lots of hot guys toddling about the greens. It's a great place to daddy-watch. Although they do get annoyed if they can't play-through because you are standing in front of them masturbating. Some people are sooo touchy. It only takes a couple of minutes - now grip the shaft of your club and bend over again. Pickings are little more slim (geddit - slim! - oh yeah, I went there) in the professional world. Arnold Palmer maybe but meh. However this is one that stands belly and ass above the others. Craig Stadler. Golf makes my eyes bleed but even through the red, I could see how hot he was. And he's nicknamed 'the Walrus' because, well he's heavy and has a moustache. Hey - that's witty and urbane humour in golfing circles I have you know (Golf.com refers to it as one of Golf's 'Greatest nicknames' - 'nuff said). But wow - the filthy things I would do to this man. A nice ass built for a good, hard pounding. In my head, he's strapped into a sling, handle of his club up his ass and being wanked off until he comes all over that beautiful belly and chest. I won't go into any more detail - I want to keep this a wholesome blog. Also he has a very bad temper and I don't want him to come over here and punch me. But I bet his balls smell good after he's finished a game.
Craig Stadler doesn't need a caddy - he uses telekinesis to select his clubs.
Craig demonstrates his deep throat technique. In the next scene, he utilizes the other bottle to demonstrate being 'spit-roasted'