If there is one positive that I can take out of this terrible event, it is the presence of the US Coastguard Admiral, Thad Allen. I know I should only be caring about the environmental effects but when he came on TV, my mind suddenly switched from being upset for animals to thoughts of anal penetration. Nice and manly, he looks like he would be a filthy whore in bed. A real 'spank my ass and call me bitch' kind of guy. A man in uniform is never a bad thing and I think he would look better out of it. It almost makes me want more environmental disasters in his area. I do say Almost. But I would rather show how effective I can be at stemming the flow from a streaming pipe and collecting it's contents in my mouth.
Much to the shock of the onlookers, Thad Allen had forgotten he was wearing 'bumless chaps' that day
Honestly. Who isn't looking at his wife and thinking 'What a waste'?