Sunday, 31 January 2010

The only interest I have in Politics

I always feel I should be vaguely apologetic about not being Political (with a capital P).  I'm interested in issues but partisan party politics I find about as interesting as lesbian porno.  The reason that I mention this is that Politics does have a unusually high 'hot man' ratio.  Now unless someone is an absolute notorious right-wing arsehole, they wouldn't come onto my radar of 'people who I wouldn't touch with a barge-pole'.  So my posting of various hot politicians has absolutely no bearing on my political viewpoint.  To be honest, I couldn't tell you which side of the political spectrum half of the men I like sit on.  And I have no real interest to be honest.  The pictures on my bog are guys who I'd like to do improper nasty things to, I don't intend to marry any of them.  Besides, if they do turn out to be right-wing homophobic fuckwits, how much fun can be derived from proposing them as daddy sex symbols.  So with that in mind, I am making a post about Elmar Brok.  All I know about him is that he is Member of the European Parliament, that he is on a ridiculous number of committees, that he describes politics as a 'hobby' and that he has the kind of moustache that would look best wrapped around a penis.  He definitely falls into the 'shaggable-everyday-daddybear' category.  The hair-do is a little 'bouffant' for my tastes but I would be more than willing to overlook it whilst he was tea-bagging me.

Elmar Brok having a sly wank under the table during a very dull session in Parlaiment

Brok unexpectedly 'fingered' the man next to him just as the photo was being taken